Tuesday two meat

NASCAR funny.

The headline that caught my eye? Rick Wakeman saying, “Yes Lord.” Which triggers an automatic response from me, from Ten Wheels for Jesus, a personal favorite – it’s punk gospel.

The sinus medication must be working.

I had – to me – a highly amusing round of e-mail that tries the very soul and monk-like patience that I have, an exercise in self-restraint and flame-retardant control.

I usually keep two kinds of antihistamines on hand. More for poison ivy and its variation, than for any other reason. Tuesday morning, I dug through a travel bag and located the last few tabs of “Plan A,” which, if I had used it before, I wouldn’t sound like I do. But I didn’t, and I did, so I’m feeling much better. I’m just loath to use such medication because it can leave me cranky. However, the river’s water is pretty stained, there’s a load of organic (and man-made) trash caught in the river’s eddy, fishing isn’t too good – except for one really big fish jumping in the middle of the channel, and some sushi with a Pisces solved the last of the sinus problems. I doubt the bait did the trick, I think it was my overdose of wasabi. Mmm, good.

The little tablets must be working.

I’m looking for a new bait-casting rig, too. The problem being, the one I should really get is a tad more than I was planning on spending. Might just bide my time and wait a spell.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

Use of this site (you are here) is covered by all the terms as defined in the fineprint, reply via e-mail.

© 1993 – 2024 Kramer Wetzel, for astrofish.net &c. astrofish.net: breaking horoscopes since 1993.

It’s simple, and free: subscribe here.