Back in the saddle (again)

Feels good, I suppose. But apparently the planets are up to no good.

Doesn’t bother me, it’s the full moon, and therefore, the fish should be just gobbling anything I throw at them. If only life were that easy.

I was in a sport goods store to grab a few more topwater lures, and I was looking for another bag of those “chartreuse worms,” because, obviously, and despite logic, they seemed to work. Once. I asked the girl behind the counter, as she was checking me out, what her strangest question has been.

“we ask for the phone number, for the ‘preferred customer’ list, I don’t know why, and this one guy, he gave me his number then said, ‘Look, if my wife answers, just hang up.’ As if.”

As if, indeed.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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