To rule the world. Ah Dallas, what can be said that hasn’t been covered before?
Ma Wetzel, as I was reading her a horoscope, said, “Kramer, that’s not what people want, what they want is advice like, ‘this is not a good day to kill yourself. Wait until tomorrow….'”
Must be a Scorpio thing.
Sister called for the required Mother’s Day call. I had a chance to iterate and reiterate the fact that she wasn’t here, and she shouldn’t feel the slightest twinge of guilt for missing out on Mother’s Day.
No pangs of guilt, nope. None of that. No guilt whatsoever. She doesn’t feel the least bit guilty that she couldn’t take time out from her schedule to pop on around to Dallas, just to bring a little joy into her dear, sweet mother’s day. One day out of the year, but no, it’s too much trouble.
“You get that from your father’s side of the family.”
