Stubbed toe

I stubbed a barefoot toe on the curb the other afternoon. Maybe I cracked it or something. Lost a little flesh, not so much that I’d notice, but the toe is black and blue now, at least in places.

Which didn’t interfere with fishing on Monday morning. Or catching a fish.

Nope, no picture, just caught one. Decent fish, but not a keeper. As if.

Ambled off into the night sky to meet a Pisces, not that Pisces, the other sweet Pisces. While I was waiting, I did the “what’s your birthday” routine with the crew working at the time. Leo, Sagittarius, and Libra. What caught my attention was the 11/28 Sagittarius. Get your mind out of the gutter. Same date as mine, therefore, a 6 degree Sagittarius Sun. End of similarities, but fun, nonetheless. I like collecting Sagittarius charts – makes for interesting research.

Pa Wetzel called, while I was tossing a lure in the lake, long after the Sun, Mars and Saturn had set. He was just checking in, and he wanted to let me know, as a result of this week’s Scorpio scope, Ma Wetzel was not talking to me.

“I never said that,” she hollered in the background.

I explained that there are two theories about arguing with women. Neither way works, either. So, for the record, she never really said that. But I didn’t make it up, either.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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