Tech support & Toni Price

Funny bit about Toni Price, her real name?

I was clicking through after seeing Toni Price in Dallas, at the Sons of Herman Hall, also famous for REK’s first album. In a bit of revisionist history, I was trying to place myself at the same place as that. Couldn’t, but I was in the neighborhood at the time, if that counts.

Toni Price, her real first name is something else, took the name “Toni” from a hair care product. Stage first name, anyway. Good, good show, about two hours of her blues-based voice, singing that one song, which opens the heart. Good stuff.

Which lead to a groggy series of question from Pa Wetzel, tech support I never could answer “why,” and I couldn’t replicate the difficulty on my machine. Sound familiar?

We took Ma Wetzel out to the countryside for a picnic, but she couldn’t help but make the occasional comment about our lack of direction, or wondering if we were going to leave her out there someplace.

Those Scorpio girls sure are funny.

Going through airport security? A guard stops, “Can I check your laptop?”

I’m always agreeable, but think about it, an attractive, armed woman in Dallas, asking to check me out? Of course!

I asked if I was really suspicious, and, as it turned out, she just wanted to fondle my Apple. Apple Computer, not me.

“Really honey, it was a just random thing.”

Scorpio.

At the airport in Austin? Pisces.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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