Tuesday Two Meat Plate

Which didn’t involve the usual BBQ place, as the afternoon had other commitments. But the morning?

I got up early, fished, paged through the inbound mail, didn’t see any emergencies, and I took a nap. Then I woke up again, started a fresh round of horoscopes, played online with the airlines as the free ticket thing wasn’t giving me what I wanted. I selected a gift cigar from the humidor, affixed fresh bait (power lizard) to the end of the pole, and fished some more. It rained sometime in the morning. I puffed big clouds of cigar smoke out over the river, not expecting any success (but ever hopeful & vigilant), and marveled at the beauty of the leaden sky, the clouds of cigar smoke, the tranquility of it all.

The second part of the two-meat special, what got my motor running? While I was guilt-tripping Sister, an option to go to London came up, and I was poking around on the various airline sites, looking for a deal. Somehow, I wound up with enough miles on one airline to get a free ticket over and back. That looked great. Except.

1) My first spin through reservation suggested that I would have to leave Austin July 3, but leave Dallas July 4. At 6 AM. 8-10 hour layover in DFW, nice as airports go, but not my idea of place to crash for a few hours. Plus the flight landed in London’s Heathrow (very convenient for Tube access) after the tube quits running for the night. Not good.

2) The flight back? When I started reading the fine print, the first leg flew into JFK (NYC) – arriving at 11 at night, then the connection to Austin flew out of LGA (NYC) at 6 the next morning. I may not be really hip on airport codes, but I sensed there was a problem there.

It took a call to customer service, thank Collette, and I might have some other options. Looks like I’ll miss yet another 4th of July in Austin at Shady Acres. Looks like I can go to Paris for Bastille Day. C’est tres bein.

Moon slid on into Pisces and none of this looks less daunting now. Maybe I’ll figure out that website.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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