Feast Day of St. Lydia

Patroness of Weavers and Fabric Makers. Ask any writer, story-telling is like weaving a tapestry. Or some of us, cutting chunks from the cloth of reality. Or, according to my own Ma Wetzel, fabricating something from nothing. Posited: I come by it naturally.

Every picture tells a story? Sometimes. Sometimes not. Sunday was idyllic. Went for a dip in the creek, and it wasn’t that good, but not bad on hot summer’s day. Then stopped off for some BBQ, wherein, I only wish that I had visual record of this, I had a couple of girls cavorting around me. Looked good. Never mind that it was one Leo’s birthday, hence the picture. And time for a little impromptu astrological advice. Then it was BBQ with a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

From thence, over to Little City, and another afternoon under the shade tree out front, watching while not much was happening on Congress Avenue.

Back to the trailer then back downtown for Ben Hur the movie. An epic film. Epic in its scope. Epic in its own epic-ness. Epic in in the fat that it’s about 7 hours long, too.

Monday, I was working on a horoscope, and the phone rang. “Imagine this, (sign here),” and then it was blank. Wherever I was going, whatever thought? Lost. Gone to that red-headed Capricorn in the sky.

Making Monday a silly day, and it included a visit a from another red-headed Capricorn. After a hike, we were headed back to Shady Acres, and the song came on the radio,

“I’m hot blooded, check it and see
I’m taking a nap at quarter to three…”
Foreigner

“Honey you ought to know – what I’m doing after the show ”

“I’m hot blooded, check it and see
I’m taking a nap at quarter to three…”

From the radio mail bag:

> Round a-bout, 8/2/04 9:47 PM, ya’ll said:
> Hey Kramer the Magnificent,
> I’ve heard you on with Ernie and Angela and I had to check out your site.
> Have to say that I actually had to print out your fine print page to read at a
> later date (I was laughing too hard to continue). Also had to mention that
> the bait used for Cancers (bacon strips) is extremely accurate. You ever need
> to find me at a party I’m usually in the kitchen helping make the food or
> hanging out by the buffet table. For the record I’m a Cancer (July 2nd)
> born in Troy NY. Almost everything on your Cancer page is spot on.

Buried link
Found this on some link from a link. I haven’t read the whole thing, but from the parts that I’ve looked at in-depth? Bloody brilliant. Sums up the way I work.

On down a ways, there’s the Sex & Cash theory.

It’s got to be some of the best advice I’ve read in a while.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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