“My girlfriend told me to be more affectionate- so I got a second girlfriend.”
“My girlfriend is not a ball and chain–she’s more of a spring-loaded trap.”
“My girlfriend told me to be more affectionate- so I got a second girlfriend.”
“My girlfriend is not a ball and chain–she’s more of a spring-loaded trap.”
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