These are a few of my favorite things

Chile hot enough to remove lead-based paint. Very appealing. Casino slot machines that cough up more money than I put into them. Hearing someone say, “You know, when you were here last, you said I was going to travel, and I though you were full of it. But I’ve done nothing but travel since I last saw you.” (Pisces)

Or that Aries, “You promised money, now I want more.”

I just reminded them, it was all as the oracle predicted. Not like I’m infallible, but when I’m hot, I do okay.

Hand out flyers, do readings. Had a strong Capricorn influence to the day. Sold some books – that always helps.

I noticed my little Sagittarius friend – mi amore – from Odessa? She’d added a couple of intricate Milagros to her sign. That’s an idea.

“I see in the paper that you’ll be playing here next week,” the promoter told me, a reference to an upcoming concert.

Right.

Actually, I will be playing. Next weekend. Las Cruces.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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