Surf and Turf

“Cause I got cat class and I got cat style” (Stray Cats)

Saturday night, we pointed the little car south towards Lockhart, home to much fine BBQ. Went to the legendary Kruez’s, got in just under the wore (they close at 6:30 PM on Saturday). A couple of slabs of Prime Rib, and I wrapped up the last part of one for the cat. Yeah, my cat eats well. Should be quite noticeable from her obvious girth.

So Sunday morning, in order to appease the cat, I sliced off a little of that well-done beef, and added it to her tuna. Cat gets surf and turf.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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