It’s your birthday

“Hey, watch me do this!”
You ain;t gonna believe what I done did. Fact is, I might not tell. Damn, that was fun.

“It’s your birthday? How old are you?”

“I’m 29.”

“Right, and I’m 33.”

“Works for me.”

Last comment? A certain sign in a BBQ place in Leon Springs, “Youth is a gift of nature, age is a work of art.”


The birthday espresso.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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