quick snark

“FREEBIRD!”

Amen, brotha.

But seriously, folks
Writing in bed? Me? I use a bed for sleep.

File under clues for the clueless:
How to be EMO.

If this weather keeps up being cold, gray and nasty? I’m going to give that “emo” thing a second look.

Some days are just slow news days.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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