The message

But first, a word from west Texas.

While I was setting up Saturday morning, I was thinking about this Friday’s fish, wondering if it’s the girlfriend again.

Overheard:
“we smudged at my place, and they couldn’t find me for a week.”

“This guy Wetzel, he’s funny.”

(Yeah, I know, funny looking, anyway.)

“You’d be a disgrace to the Bubbas.” (via a Leo)

One item I saw? Work boots with inset rhinestones, don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

“Does the ground feel soft and squishy? No, I mean the pavement, the concrete?”

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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