All random – all the time

Just a collection.

Nothing begat a nap more strongly than a “Straight Plate*” at Maudie’s, perfect punctuation to a hot spring mid-morning. Afternoon. Something.

*Three ground beef enchiladas, covered in cheese, onions and slathered with chili con carne, topped with two fried eggs – an arresting repast, in and of itself.

I wanted to avoid the crowds at the more popular spots, so I stopped in a Starbucks. After placing my order, the cashier commented on how nice my shirt looked.

“A girlfriend gave this to me,” I replied.

“She has good taste,” the Cancer cashier said.

“She tastes good, too,” I replied.

Comment garnered a squeal. Always trying to make the day a little more surreal.

I’ve worn that shirt for two hours in two days. It has a spot of BBQ sauce from Tuesday’s “dos carne” and spot of hot sauce from Maudie’s. When I get hungry again? I’ll just suck shirt**.

**Gratuitous Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas allusion.

Fish on!
image(Like, dude, you know, “Surf’s up!” Or, “Incoming!”)

The biggest of half-dozen small fry. And half dozen neighbors stopped by. Each one said, “I’d like to see you catch a fish,” and then wandered off. Then I’d get a solid bite. I know, tiny doesn’t really count, but it beats, like, honest work and so forth.

And if the real fish get any bigger, they might try and eat a boat.

Austin gasoline price index. Back that up with a note about how walk-able Austin is and there’s some connection. I’m just not sure what.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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