Close-out specials

End of the month time, need to run a special of some kind.

I got a call the other evening for a reading. Not much I could do, sort of weird, and I really should save this for a scope. Briefly, there was a request for a phone consultation. We set the time, the phone rings, I answer, we start the preliminaries, and then I ask for credit card number.

“Uh, look, my paycheck hasn’t cleared yet, can I pay you tomorrow?”

My answer, “We can do this at another time, if you would like,” and I opened up the appointment book, got out an eraser, and started to see when I had another opening.

What actually transpired is that the aforementioned paycheck had arrived, and funds were available, and we proceeded as scheduled, more or less, as it took an extra 15 minutes to go online check the bank balance or something.

So I was thinking, half-hour reading, lasts 45 minutes, and I cover everything that most people cover in hour and half? I just tend to work faster. I’m also a little blunt, and I’m getting shorter on the astro-babble, and longer on the meat of the question.

Throw in a tape of the reading? I pay postage? Follow it up with chart report? All for $65?

Yeah, end-of-the-month special. Get peek at what’s up ahead.

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