Lost my way

I was packing for this weekend, and there’s an ethernet cable I usually carry for this one cheap motel, surf side. I couldn’t find it, and I sorted through the travel bags, show bags, and just about every place I could think to look. No ethernet cable.

I finally found it, when I was dumping freshly laundered clothes into a backpack. At the bottom of the bag, the one bag I hadn’t searched, there was the cable.

I was briefly amused by simple pleasures like finding a necessary piece of communication gear, and I was further amused by the fact that all I was doing was taking the clean clothes out of the laundry basket and dumping those clothes right back into a travel bag.

I’m packed, got my fishing gear sorted out, got my show bag ready to roll, it’s going to be a long, long weekend. Work in San Antonio, at the new location, and since San Antonio is close to the ocean, in a Texas way, just head straight down to the Gulf for a few days. Now that’s sweet.

Fish Tales
I was fishing and a canoe with three lads hove into sight, and then landed. British lads, from Yorkshire. I directed them to Barton Creek. One of them was curious about my fish. I asked if they would eat anything out of the Thames. I kept dangling bait in front of bass, but all I caught were perch.

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I hate advertising, part uno
Just a stupid online test, while it was raining.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You’re 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (156).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 78% on proof
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You scored higher than 71% on beer index
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You scored higher than 62% on wine index
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You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid Free Online Dating

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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