Mexican Coke

“Can you pick me up some Mexican Coca-cola?”

Mexican cola is made from real ingredients, not just chemicals. It’s not brown, fizzy water, but real cola berries, like I even know what that it, and real cane sugar.

Imagine me, from the rain station to home, trying to lug a case of bottles. Doubtful. Very doubtful. But thanks for asking.

Hows does that song go?

“I’ll never be your beast of burden….

& Dear Diary.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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