Two-meat Tuesday

Has Hell frozen over? Is this the musical question? “It was 26 degrees in El Paso last night,” one client reported. It was below freezing here, according to what I saw. And then, there are the planets, too: Mercury and Mars, as duly noted, in disarray.

The weather (and its source):
I had to call back for verification, “You did say that you were making a birthday cake from scratch, right?”

It wasn’t a cake for me, but that one Gemini is hooked with a Sagittarius (same birthday as mine), and she was baking. From scratch. Scary. Very scary. Then, when I realized we had a freezing band of weather, as some would suggest, hell has frozen over, or parts of Texas anyway, it’s pretty clear: her, in the kitchen, being domestic.

Obviously, I isolated the cause of the cold weather.

Tips for start-ups:
Nice to read Evan again.

No heading:
Stupid Men Tricks?

Search engines:
The latests and greatest?

Not sure it’ll work:
But if it does? Just sort of reaffirms why Austin is a great town. Still.

This just in:
The Inter-web thing is a good place to find stuff. Stuff that matters. One of the best post-modern prologues, ever, the introduction to Trainspotting (MPAA: R for graphic heroin use and resulting depravity, strong language, sex, nudity and some violence), and I have no idea why it was running through my head. I’ve only seen the film once.

RENTON (voice-over)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.

Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But who would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you’ve got heroin?

(I have no earthly idea why I was looking for that, other than to remind myself to go and rent that film some time – maybe.)

Picture time:
Found just outside The Texas School for the Deaf, alas, my poor camera skills means that the backlight – what caught my eyes – doesn’t really show up.

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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