Metal memberships
I was figuring, start the new year out right? Go for the tiered access and certain levels for memberships, hence the metals, like silver, gold & platinum.
After talking it over with the office manager, my cat, I decided it would be good to give this a shot, and what I was figuring, I could list the options. It’s not etched in stone yet, but as an idea, it has appeal to me, as long as I can keep it simple to administrate. That’s always a catch. I hate to lose touch with real people, in as much as I have such a tenuous grasp on reality as it is.
Non-metallic membership: FREE
Access to free horoscopes (delayed one week), able to make comments in the web journal (free registration required), some questions answered in e-mail, webcam and all other material on the website freely available.
Silver members: $2.95/30 days, via PayPal
Access to the premium, current, up-to-date horoscopes – updated at midnight on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. The premium scopes are 98% advertising free. No flashing banners or annoying notices. No cholesterol, no trans-fats, very few calories. No chemical additives, and no preservatives. The premium web page is also backwards compatible to older browsers.
Plus: current weekly audio/video ‘cast. Hint: it’s not just me re-reading the week’s scope, but one more visual interpretation of the week, usually updated on Monday morning, but due to constraints, sometimes not updated until Tuesday, but I’ve hit it on Monday morning almost 90% of the time. That preview includes hints about the rest of the week, a precursor to Thursday’s scopes. As of now, the audio is ripped from the video and put up as an mp3 file, the weekly podcast, if you will, and I won’t.
Plus: each premium membership includes quicker e-mail response from me, when there’s a burning question, or, for that matter, when there’s a point in the scopes that doesn’t make sense. I’m here to help clarify, not obfuscate.
Plus: the entire text for the romance guide is available, as a download PDF file. Regular retail value of the book is $19.95 or something.
Plus: once a year, or thereabouts, a premium member can ask for natal chart report – I toss them in as a perk, just to keep track, and also, to help prevent that obfuscation.
The best perk to premium membership? You get to know, in your heart of hearts, that you’re responsible for helping maintain the same quality of horoscopes as you’ve come to expect, with the same level of service, and you have to know, that you make this all possible. Without regular subscribers, the website would go away.
Gold members: $50/year, cash, check, &c.
Access to the premium, current, up-to-date horoscopes – updated at midnight on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. The premium scopes are 98% advertising free. No flashing banners or annoying notices. No cholesterol, no trans-fats, very few calories. No chemical additives, and no preservatives. The premium web page is also backwards compatible to older browsers.
Plus: current weekly audio/video ‘cast. Hint: it’s not just me re-reading the week’s scope, but one more visual interpretation of the week, usually updated on Monday morning, but due to constraints, sometimes not updated until Tuesday, but I’ve hit it on Monday morning almost 90% of the time. That preview includes hints about the rest of the week, a precursor to Thursday’s scopes. As of now, the audio is ripped from the video and put up as an mp3 file, the weekly podcast, if you will, and I won’t.
Plus: each premium membership includes quicker e-mail response from me, when there’s a burning question, or, for that matter, when there’s a point in the scopes that doesn’t make sense. I’m here to help clarify, not obfuscate.
Plus: the entire text for the romance guide is available, as a download PDF file. Regular retail value of the book is $19.95 or something.
Plus: once a year, or thereabouts, a premium member can ask for natal chart report – I toss them in as a perk, just to keep track, and also, to help prevent that obfuscation.
The best perk to premium membership? You get to know, in your heart of hearts, that you’re responsible for helping maintain the same quality of horoscopes as you’ve come to expect, with the same level of service, and you have to know, that you make this all possible. Without regular subscribers, the website would go away.
Platinum members:
Access to the premium, current, up-to-date horoscopes – updated at midnight on Wednesday night/Thursday morning. The premium scopes are 98% advertising free. No flashing banners or annoying notices. No cholesterol, no trans-fats, very few calories. No chemical additives, and no preservatives. The premium web page is also backwards compatible to older browsers.
Plus: current weekly audio/video ‘cast. Hint: it’s not just me re-reading the week’s scope, but one more visual interpretation of the week, usually updated on Monday morning, but due to constraints, sometimes not updated until Tuesday, but I’ve hit it on Monday morning almost 90% of the time. That preview includes hints about the rest of the week, a precursor to Thursday’s scopes. As of now, the audio is ripped from the video and put up as an mp3 file, the weekly podcast, if you will, and I won’t.
Plus: each premium membership includes quicker e-mail response from me, when there’s a burning question, or, for that matter, when there’s a point in the scopes that doesn’t make sense. I’m here to help clarify, not obfuscate.
Plus: the entire text for the romance guide is available, as a download PDF file. Regular retail value of the book is $19.95 or something.
Plus: once a year, or thereabouts, a premium member can ask for natal chart report – I toss them in as a perk, just to keep track, and also, to help prevent that obfuscation.
The best perk to premium membership? You get to know, in your heart of hearts, that you’re responsible for helping maintain the same quality of horoscopes as you’ve come to expect, with the same level of service, and you have to know, that you make this all possible. Without regular subscribers, the website will go away.
