Catch it all before the prices go up!
Resolutions
Just a couple of points to make the new year little easier for me.
1. Quit shopping at the outlet mall. First off, the prices aren’t any better than a regular department store, and after that unfortunate incident, I’m not allowed back in that one store, anyway. How as I supposed to know?
2. Worst horoscopes, ever. New marketing plan.
“These are the worst scopes I’ve ever read.”
Embrace it.
I still haven’t figured out how to say, “I’m in a foul mood – don’t ask for free shit.”
3. “How do you expect me to raise cattle when you spend all your time shooting the bull?”
Working on that one.
4. I’ve got to scrub the hard drive. Need to find a good cleanser for that, like Ajax or Comet, to get all the dirt out of the machine.
5. $100 fine for fighting.
