new start – new year

In American pronunciation, I’d like to think I’m a charming guy, or, in the local vernacular, a “charmin’ feller,” such as it is. I was tending to some business, and I noticed the brand name of the paper, “CHARMIN” – with its different pronunciation. But spelled the same way.

NYE delayed?
It’s that whole “leap second” item that’s got me confused.

One more resolution?
When waking up, rolling over and finding some unknown person in bed, next to me? I will not be motivated by First Street Bridge markings and whip out a sharpie, like this:

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