Limited offer, trying to drive up the membership….
Access to all the up-to-date horoscopes for the entire 2006, all 12 months – all 12 signs, on time, for only $52.95.
The xmas elves have been busy. There are a limited number of custom t-shirts available.
The first five new subscribers who sign up and pay for a whole year in advance get a t-shirt (US only, some restrictions may apply).
And for the lucky recipients of that first round of T-Shirts? I want a digital image of someone wearing the shirt.
Perspicacious observers will note that the yearly subscription costs substantially more than the monthly fee administered via the PayPal gateway. Service is the same, though, it’s just how the economics of banking and bookkeeping work.
Access includes weekly audio-video “podcast,” or live video feed, the current scopes, faster e-mail answers, and best of all, peace of mind, knowing that sometimes irritating horoscopes will continue to be available for the coming year.
About the author:
Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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