Ipse dixit

Ipse dixit
“Terminological inexactitude.”
(Sir) Winston Churchill Speech in the House of Commons, Feb. 22, 1906.

“It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”
(Sir) Winston Churchill Radio broadcast, Oct. 1, 1939.

“The United States is a land of free speech. No where is speech freer – not even here where we seditiously cultivate it even in its most repulsive form.”
(Sir) Winston Churchill Speech in the House of Commons, Sep. 28, 1944.
1824:
Subtitle: what’s in a name, anyway?
I’m sorry I missed this one, a TFG original, about the proposed name of a team headed to Houston? But I’ve got a really simple solution, not 1836, call it 1824. Yeah buddy, that flag.

File under: “Who cares?”
G’n’R’s new tracks?

More musical notes:
(This should be a little embarrassing, you know, but what the heck, after Guns’n’Roses? How low can I go? Besides, this was what played the afternoon, while I was working.)

Long Train Running Bananarama
Sex Berlin
In a Big Country Big Country
Godzilla Blue Oyster Cult
Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan
I’ve been everywhere Brian Burns

Working through the B’s? Or would that all be flat?

But seriously folks, if music soothes the soul, I mean, just the partial B-sides? The B-list? What’s it indicate. I fear for my sanity.

Marketing rant:
Jason’s micro-payment idea worked, for a year, so he claims. I’ll admit, from what he revealed, it looks like he made more than me last year. Plus, it looks like he made it close to a comfort zone. Can’t say the same, here.

I added a “pop-under” to the free horoscopes. I’ve had zero complaints. I’d like someone to bitch about it, though, just so I could get my sarcasm on. I would, without mercy, mock someone who complained. First off, the script that executes the pop-under is easily blocked by most browsers. Then again, the link leading to the location, clearly marked “free horoscopes,” it’s obvious that something is paying for the bandwidth. Finally, the ad is site-specific.

> If this is Kramer, it’s about time I paid for it.
> Been enjoying your website & links for ages.  Thanks again.
|> Date of sign up:  Feb. 23, 2006
|> Subscription Name:  30 days access to current scopes

Flip it around though, and nice note like that with a new subscription? Makes my day.

Gerald Manly Hopkins:
“Look at the stars! Look, look at the skies!
O look at all the fire-folk sitting in the air!”
Poems. No. 32, The Starlight Night, l. 1

John Wayne:
“Talk low, talk slow, and don’t say too much.”
Advice on acting

From the Office of the Chief Signal Officer, U.S. Army, May 29, 1945:
“Spartan simplicity must be observed. Nothing will be done merely because it contributes to beauty, convenience, comfort, or prestige.”

WLYB?
Culcullus non facit monachum.

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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