Lightening bugs

It’s not like a lightening bolt that sizzles and then leaves a scorched mark, although that has been said about me, but no, this is about the constant flickering of a tiny point of light. I figured something out.

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iPod etiquette at the office, no less?

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Why there is no “mail – list” here.

Hate to state the obvious:
But it’s okay if our national media parodies our president, not to mention, our faiths, but it’s not okay to parody their faith?

Good Lord, where I live? The Southern Babtists oftentimes parody themselves with no outside assistance required.

From the junk mail files:
2 Canadian pharmacies promised good deals on dope, 4 offered some kind of substance guaranteed to enhance sexual stamina, 3 offered pictures of young ladies doing things that would require chemically enhanced stamina, and Country Wide Mortgage offered a refinance deal. Wait, Country Wide called me, that wasn’t mail. But the mortgage offers did come through as junk mail, too – pretty even split on the numbers. And one offer too good to be true – from Nigeria.

Stickers:
I’m accustomed to seeing a fair number of the W with a red circle and slash through the circle, the ubiquitous “No W” sign stickers. I’m used to seeing a number of the “W” (white on black sticker) with a small “The President.” stickers, too. A new one’s cropped up lately, two versions, “K” and underneath it? “The Governor.” Or, a slightly better version? “F” and under it, “Kinky Friedman.”

I think the best would be the letter “F” and under it, just “The Governor.”

I banged together some ideas and did a quick sketch for a sticker for me. But should it be the letter K for Kramer? Or better yet, just a Sagittarius arrow, like I like?

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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