Random binary items

And one that’s not binary, but first, a link to the taco plate update, a taco plate, a sequel, and a fish taco plate. For the Pisces, “Fear No fish.”

Gratuitous Amazon linkage:
Yeah, well, buy something, if you’re not sending me money. It’s that simple. The links sometimes pay a percentage, which doesn’t always amount to much, but every little bit helps. I was thinking about this because I got an Amazon payment notice, and the book (on the left), what with Amazon’s discount policy, retail and so on, I’m making less than a dollar – in total – off the sale. Part of that is the associate commission and part of that is the actual profit. Combined? Less than a buck. And that sucks. But what are you going to do?

The only accounting practice I’ve ever encountered myself, that is similar to the amazon price structure, is the way Dell pays the sales people. That’s one that I never did understand, and it seems to vary from moment to moment, as I’ve had to listen to clients and friends talk about the structure at the moment – mere mortals (like me) can’t figure it out.

I do live like a monk, parts 1 & 2:
TFG (who isn’t really fat) called me a Shaolin Monk, then he elaborated a bit – but it was a good image and for the scenario perfectly. Then, in reading, when I noted that I didn’t archive my weekly video clips, I was told that I was like a Zen Monk. Like the sand paintings.

I do live like a monk. No, really. A monk with a fat cat.

Yes/No game:
|> The Rules:
|> 1. You can only say YES or NO!
|> 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless
|> someone comments to the entry and asks.
|> (via fredlet)

Taken a picture naked? No
Made out with a member of the same sex? No
Danced in front of your mirror? No
Told a lie? Yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes
Been arrested? Yes
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? Yes
Kissed a picture? No
Slept in until 3? Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
Played dress up? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Felt an earthquake? No
Touched a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Had detention? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced? No
Been lost? No
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? No
Sang in the shower? No
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? No
Ever gone to school partially naked? No
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Played chicken? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Forgotten someone’s name? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes
Had/Have a dog? ? Yes
Been in a band? No
Drank 25 cokes in a day? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes

Know how hard it is not to editorialize and comment?

Why “open source” has an image problem?
sandals & ponytails are bad for business?

Forti et fideli nihil difficle.
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Fish on!
I looked out the door, the clouds parted, there was a ray of sunlight, no more wet stuff falling from the skies, the river’s a torpid mess of flotsam, and it’s perfect for a quick angle.

Little fish, small fish, medium fish, and finally, a single large fish.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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