Finis coronat opus

I was brushing my teeth the other afternoon, just something I do from time to time. Unless you’re my dentist, then I do it about three times a day, and I floss every day – or days when I eat BBQ, anyway. Usually.

So I was vigorously applying pressure to the toothbrush and the handle snapped in half. Stabbed my gum. It wasn’t pleasant.

Stupid quiz time:

I’m a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You’ve got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You’re sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you’re expensive and high-maintenance, but you’re worth it.

Take the “Which Sports Car Are You?” quiz.

And a another:

Mostly Hobbes

You are 30% Calvin and 70% Hobbes
You’ve got elements of both Calvin and Hobbes, but over all, your sensible side wins out over your wild streak, and you tend toward the tiger. As the picture below indicates, the head is the first place that people usually turn to the darkside (i.e. Calvin): symptoms include irresponsible behavior and crazy ideas. You’re liable to both. But beneath that you have a heart, a sensitive side, and this more often than not carries the day.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 23% on calvin
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You scored higher than 59% on hobbes

Link: The Calvin Or Hobbes Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Fish on:
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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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