Perhaps Shakespeare said it best

Perhaps Shakespeare said it best?

“Spongy April at thy best betrims
To make cold nymphs chaste crowns.”
Shakespeare’s The Tempest (IV.i.76-7)

High tides and green bass:
Before packing up to leave, I was playing with the bass. The girlfriend is back and by the shape of her tail, she’s spawned. Doesn’t show in the picture. What a nice, hefty little girl.

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Why they’re called “bigmouth”

Finis coronat opus.
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