Always something

With holy wars and bloody politics, it’s always a relief to find something different to write about.
I’d put this under a “Texas Rules” category, but I’m not sure where that would fit in the grander scheme of things. However, while I was looking for ground chuck, I found Texas-shaped burgers. Pressed. Farmed. Formed. Ready to cook and enjoy. Meat patties in the shape of the state.

Are there any meat patties in the shape of, say, Iowa? Arizona? New Hampshire? Although, to be fair, New Hampshire does have a cool slogan on their state plates. I also have clients with larger spreads than the whole state of New Hampshire.

Laeti edimus qui nos subigant!

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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