Just nice

I mean, it’s inevitable, but what a nice way out.
Art Buchwald’s best quote. One, anyway:

“If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.”

A famous Buchwald quote.

Just not nice:

“Hi. Mr. Wetzel? I’m an employee of the Fraternal Order of State Troopers, and …”

Click.

It’s a scam, right? The “donation” gets a sticker that doesn’t mean anything, other than someone spent some dollars that went to a call center that donated a small portion of the profit to a charity. While I strongly support law enforcement officials, my phone number is on a ‘do not call’ list.

Besides, I figure if the officers need money, they’ll just ask for donation at the time of the arrest.

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