Yeah, figures.

Or figures.
Free:
The summer re-runs. I still can’t be half-arsed to go, not even for free.

Unrelated:
Triple X material, warning; Not Safe For Work. It’s food porn for someone like me.

“Jamaican Hot
About 4cm, related to the habanero and scotch bonnet. Bright red, thin fleshed and hot.”

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