Not so much.

Therein is the problem. What was the question?

Thanks
For the memories.

Fried miles:
It’s hard to write headlines for for stories like that. FYI: no relation. But thanks for asking.

Made me laugh (but maybe not at the correct punch line)

Yes, I’m not sure that the level irony and sarcasm that I read into it, not sure it was there. But whatever.


Just checking.

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More randomness.

In Sanity:
Picked this up elsewhere, not sure how true it is. But it’s the Bath tub Test.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug.”

Overheard:

“A twenty-eight gram basket is just nice.”

See, a single shot basket is what, 7 grams? So a double is 14 and triple is 21? That makes a 28, what, a quad?

Another Apple Ad:
Think I need one of these?

Ant Nebula:
“Ant” and aunts is not what I thought about when this popped up. Hubble shot of the Ant Nebula. I kept thinking, had something to do with rock and roll. Metal. Something.

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