Odd bits

Too cool (for school?)

How’s business at the cafe?

Charles Whitman and more.

(quote marks) That’s so gay! (end quote marks)

Postal hype:
Or postal hike?

More useless data:
Comes from the I told you so category.

So Sad.
Advertising revenue:
Month-to-date earnings: $1.83
March earnings: $2.64
February earnings: $2.38

Made worse:
By this news.

Mr. T:
Treat your mother right.


Made it this far?
Sex continues to sell.

Two Meat Tuesday (the book)
astrofish.net
(cure for the common horoscope)

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