Travels y mas

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That’s because, I’m not short-changing anyone, but Capricorn can write their own ending. I suppose that goes against the grain, I suppose I should just tell you exactly what it means, but guess what? You get to dictate your own future. Wow. What a concept.


Terminal Baggage?


The Original Logo – N.B., naked ta-tas.


Simply the best coffee: Cafe Evita.
c.f., Cafe Evita dot com


The Seattle Space Needle.


Very Funny portable outhouse.

Two Meat Tuesday (the book)

astrofish.net
(cure for the common horoscope)

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