And it’s Cinco de Gringo

Alternative title: Drinko de Mayo.

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1. Where is your cell phone? – holster
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover?- sweet
3. Your hair? – long
4. Your mother? – married
5. Your father? – married
6. Your favorite item? – handy
7. Your dream last night? – weird
8. Your favorite drink? – coffee!
9. Your dream car? – sandals
10. The room you are in? – study
11. Your ex? – alive
12. Your fear? – zero
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? – same
14. Who did you hang out with last night? – bbq
15. What you’re not? – unhappy
19. The last thing you did? – paste
20. What are you wearing? – shorts
21. Your favorite book? – changeable
22. The last thing you ate? – oatmeal
24. Your mood? – amused
25. Your friends? – weird
26. What are you thinking about right now? – fishing
27. Your car? – hybrid
28. What are you doing at the moment? – typing
29. Your summer? – fishing
30. Your relationship status? – monk
31. What is on your tv? – tv?
32. When is the last time you laughed? – now
33. Last time you cried? weeks
34. School? – knocks

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About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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  • Kramer May 5, 2007 @ 19:34

    bummer. we’ll miss The Leo.

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