More odds ends

Author: Kramer Wetzel Published: May 12, 2007

The almost lost art:
Of Spectacular headlines.

Weightless in Canada:
Just maps.

Straight from TV:
It’s just a crime. Which leads to here.

The best defense:
Is usually to take the offensive.

Oil:
Oil, which is used for everything, innit?

Five Seconds:
Not so much anymore.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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