As the oracle predicted

I need a category for that, titled, “As the oracle predicted” or “thus spoke Kramer,” or something. Never mind.

“Oil is headed to $100 per barrel.” I said that, in, like, 2003? I think

Careful with revisionist predictions.

Unrelated:
Capricorn. Yes, Cap.

Unrelated earful:
What’s the point?

Unrelated eyeful:
What was I looking for?

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