Xmas, part nine

Author: Published: December 9, 2007

Buy (another) iPod.

Buy:
Macho macho man?
(refrain)

Donate?
Tag line: “Eat a cookie. Save the ocean.” Not sure of the connection.

tree

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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