Traveling blues

Road blues? Rode blues?
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Kerrville: Cowboy Capital. Nope, that’s not going to work. Legend has it that Kinky Friedman ran for mayor of Kerrville, on the ticket that he would keep Kerrville out of war with Fredricksburg. Either that, or he was going to drop the speed limit to 54.95.

Sagittarius, all day long. All day. Way.

Elka was next to me, on one side, and she sold a bunch of her handmade vases.

“All your vase are belong to us.”

Joke didn’t work, but I thought it was funny.

Rudy’s BBQ, in Leon Springs, the original. Not affiliated with any others, as I understand it, but I might be wrong. Anyway, brisket and ribs, the original low-carb solution.

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