Odd endings

Musical goodness:
The Cramps – back in the day.

Coffee Files:
Buck’s problems. I mentioned that original logo, the slutty Siren, years ago, when I was in Seattle.

Music:
In most Nordstroms’ stores, there’s a piano player, or a player piano. Or both. In San Antonio, inside the Bexar County Line?

Maracchi.

Namesake?
Actually, yes.

For the smokers:
Cigarette accessories.

Undead files:
What would Tom Stoppard say?

More Undead:
How about a headbutt, instead?

In similar vein, what websites devote more screen real estate to horoscope text?

Dead Files:
Old news but still a sickly hilarious story, and only in Houston would they decapitate a corpse then smoke a bowl through the skull. Talk about a head rush. Can’t say we don’t have anything to be proud of. Yee-Haw!

Pink Cake:
It is one of my favorite books. Heard a quote that should be in it – alas – I just heard this: “Fix one dish and do that well.” (Red-Headed Capricorn about cooking dinner)

Crap:
I am an office of one.

More crap:
I should buy.

Two Meat Tuesday (the book)
astrofish.net
(cure for the common horoscope)
Pink Cake A commonplace book.
Bexar County Line

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