El Paso is held aloof by the rest of Texas. Claims to be forgotten, too.
Airport Notes:
“I’m carrying my service piece.”
“Are you a LEO?”
“Yes, (federal agency).”
Get to skip the line and everything.
Or the old guy, I asked how he got ahead of everyone else, he had two hip replacements, and he just claimed it was because, “I just made my wife carry everything.”
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And you think *southern California* is strange??