Absurdities

Here’s to badgers!

Apple iPhone.

There was one iPhone story, about this girl waiting in line, for her boyfriend.

“Here, honey, I want to go fishing, so go wait in line at the Apple store for me.”

Must be fiction.

Not absurd:
Just a quick question.

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