Dallas y Mas

Airport, not as crowded. But there’s an inherent flaw, watching a guy, nice, razor cut hair, slick, summer-weight wool suit, still with an understated tie, that tie? All the way tight.

He was talking on a new Apple 3G phone.

“Dude, I’m, like, dude, no way, I’m excited.”

Dude. It’s all wrong – your peanut butter is in my chocolate – the paradigm is all wrong.

Unrelated material:
Intelligent humor, difficult to find these days. Amused me mightily, but then, lit is my background.

“Open the pod bay doors, please HAL.”

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” (Geek street cred.)

No cred:
When tats aren’t spell-checked.

Laeti edimus qui nos subigant!
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