Travel Advisory

“Do not travel to Houston
Limited fuel on route”
(what the highway sign said)

“To the deathless gods and likewise to ourselves give joy.”
Marcus Aurelius Meditations Book Seven, Verse 39

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  • ssmith04 Sep 18, 2008 @ 15:40

    It’s very unlikely I’ll be traveling to Houston, fuel or no fuel. Now Austin or San Antone? Different story.