Collected and observed

My favorite?

“Eco-friendly? Who are we kidding? We’re an oil company.”

Truth in advertising never hurt. Why I have such an abysmal marketing plan.

However, that being duly noted?

“My goal is to build killer web apps for the new web 4.0 paradigm, but until that’s reached? I’ll keep writing horoscopes.”

I like organic male bovine by-product.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

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