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Author: Published: November 15, 2008

Now with Flavor Buds!
More Features!
Serving Breakfast!
With the flavor Bass crave!
New Economy Size
Air Ride Equipped

Unrelated:
This is NOT a photo-op.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

  • ssmith04 Nov 16, 2008 @ 9:57

    Oh. Right. What the world needs is economy-size Kramer with improved Bass flavor buds, craving breakfast, on his air ride. Whoooooo!

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