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Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.
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Oh. Right. What the world needs is economy-size Kramer with improved Bass flavor buds, craving breakfast, on his air ride. Whoooooo!