Theft and Marketing

First, there’s a quick guide to stopping plagiarism.

Open theft:
Tag lines I want to use:

Beer Pool Dancing
Free Cable! Refrigerated Air! Pool!
Fresh Turkey Legs!
Breakfast Served All Day!
Breakfast Tacos!
Don’t Mess with Tex-Mex
Huevos con Pork Chop
“astrofish.net: an astrological comedy of manners”

One day only!
I’ll be at a garage sale in old East Austin, available for readings or making change. Email (or cruise around) for details.

Unrelated:
This is NOT a photo-op.

Vote:
I wore my “I Voted” sticker and managed to grab free coffee from three different Starbucks. Hah.

Tuesday evening, having a quick taco for dinner, as I wandered out, I politely inquired of an elderly Latina woman if she voted. She did. She looked at me than assumed I voted, too: for McCain.

About the author: Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in a trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person. More at KramerWetzel.com.

  • ssmith04 Nov 6, 2008 @ 21:32

    So of course you told her you voted for McCain and winked back at Palin, no? How do you respond to an asssumption like that, based on your age and ethnicity, I would guess…?

  • Kramer Nov 7, 2008 @ 15:39

    I think I shrugged and laughed it off. On the receiving end of racist thinking. Huh.

    But then, I do “Guero Loco” well.

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