Perfume link

The perfume story, recycled. Again. I’d like to add to it. However, I kind of think it stands on its own. Funniest bit to me? Other than my buddy’s suffering the ire of a spurned girlfriend? When he was telling the truth? The funniest part to me? I still try on too much perfume when it’s free.

True story. No, really, true story. Ask Bubba.

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  • ssmith04 Dec 14, 2008 @ 19:37

    Bubba ain’t sayin nuthin about no perfume sh*t in his blog, man, so now I wonder about your story there….maybe all that pure livin done messed wif his mind.

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