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China Grove.

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  • Capt. Ben Feb 24, 2009 @ 1:59

    Just a sleepy little town outside of San Antone!
    Woah-oh-oh…. Woah-oh, China Grove!

    I hate that the song doesn’t even rhyme… Also, having lived 20 years in S.A., I know nobody calls it “San Antone” except tourists and songwriters.

    I moved 1500 miles away here to Oriental, NC, and there is a China Grove not 10 miles away… and it is much, much sleepier than the one southeast of S.A.!

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