Odd Rode Bits

Bad joke, didn’t work. Oddities from the travel bag.
How does the song go?
“It doesn’t matter if it rains or freezes, long as I have my….”

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El Paso Airport

No, seriously, lady was carrying an effigy for a shrine through the airport. She trailed me through the security checkpoint, and when she was getting on the same flight, I had to snap a picture.

I AM:
“The only Running Footman.”

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  • ssmith04 Mar 19, 2009 @ 12:18

    ‘…as long as I have my plastic Jesus on the dashboard of my car.” Late 50’s? All I remember of the song. I loved the irreverence.

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