Running Gags Redux

Unrelated:
Tourist signs.

Disease Process:
Wondering if a serious, life-impairing ailment is in the future?

From the 15-point test? I can’t remember day-to-day stuff as it is. That’s a minus. But I couldn’t remember stuff for as far back as I can remember? Worse yet, I can take up to 45 minutes, not 45 seconds, to button a shirt. Well, when it’s hot. Like now. Some days, I don’t even button a shirt. Or wear one.

  • Aperture: ƒ/2.2
  • Camera: iPhone 6
  • Taken: 6 September, 2015
  • Flash fired: no
  • Focal length: 4.15mm
  • ISO: 32
  • Shutter speed: 1/4405s

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  • ssmith04 May 15, 2009 @ 10:03

    The fear of developing Alzheimer’s can be very real. But I take comfort in the knowledge that it doesn’t run in my family, and those other factors they mentioned are not at issue, either. It can take a while to button a shirt, but I’m usually trying to do four other things at the same time–start my computer, take a cat off the keyboard, answer the phone, etc. I always wear a shirt. For some reason, society takes umbrage when a woman doesn’t wear a shirt/blouse/tee/tank top. Sexist, I say.

  • El Muchacho Alegre May 15, 2009 @ 15:21

    The law, in Travis County, Austin, as I understand it? Shirt is not required by either gender. Topless and coed naked swimming is encouraged several places, including the fabled Barton Springs.

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